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Your face.My hand.
Five styles. Hand-directed. Never an app.
Ten a month. Then it's gone.
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Today from $ — the price climbs as the month closes
You bring the face. I bring the vision.No art direction on your part. No redos. That’s the way the selfie commission works. Want to commission a fully bespoke one off portrait? Click here .
Edition № 001 · This month
Wednesday, October 21
7:24
undirectedthought now Misha, your portrait is ready.
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Style I I / V
Analog
Misha
Porcelain. Cobalt. A frequency only you hear.
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Wednesday, October 21
7:24
undirectedthought now Amy, your portrait is ready.
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Style II II / V
Midsummer Night's Dream
Amy
Gold leaf. Wild colour. A fairy's hour.
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Wednesday, October 21
7:24
undirectedthought now Terry, your portrait is ready.
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Style III III / V
A Rose by Any Other Name
Terry
Cyan. Crimson. Still sweet.
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Wednesday, October 21
7:24
undirectedthought now Jim, your portrait is ready.
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Style IV IV / V
TACHYON
Jim
Ice. Neon. Ahead of the light.
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Wednesday, October 21
7:24
undirectedthought now Juniper, your portrait is ready.
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Style V V / V
Brave New World
Juniper
Ink. Peonies. A garden in orbit.
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The rules
One month. One batch.Never to be seen again.
I Five styles. Ten portraits each.II The price climbs every day until the month ends.III When a style sells out, it's gone. Forever.IV On the 1st, the whole collection retires. For good. Never to be seen again. Except in the Gallery .
The Process
How it works
I
Upload a selfie
II
I make your portrait, by hand
III
They're delivered privately
The Session
Selfie do's & don'ts
Do's
Face the camera however you like. Whatever's going on in your selfie, the angle, the look, the mood, will carry over, to one degree or another, into your portrait.
You can assume whatever expression you want. Laughing, crying, snarling, seductive, even looking toward the Heavens. I will replicate it in the portrait.
Make sure your face is visible.
Wear as little make-up as possible. Bare skin gives me the most to work with.
Use flat, even light: face a window on an overcast day.
Stand against a plain background.
Hold the phone at eye level, at arm's length or a little farther.
Shoot it vertical, at full resolution.
Just you. Not your dog, not your cat, not your bestie, not your significant other.
Glasses? If you wear them in the photo, they'll be in your portrait. Don't want them? Don't wear them.
Don'ts
No nudity. Swimwear is fine.
No harsh sun, flash, or ring-light glare.
No piercing or other jewelry unless you want it in the portrait.
No hats or face coverings.
No busy background.
No wide-angle close-ups, unless you want that look to carry over into your portrait.
No filters, beauty mode, or edits.
No one else in the frame.
Five styles · Atelier Edition
Ten a month.
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One portrait, by my hand
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10 slots per style · each month
Delivered in 72 hours or less.
You bring the face. I bring the vision.No art direction on your part. No redos. That’s the way the selfie commission works. Want to commission a fully bespoke one off portrait? Click here .
Made by my hand, for you alone
Edition № 001
Your selfie is deleted after delivery. Never sold. The artist never trains AI on it.
After the portrait
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